Here was tonight's dinner conversation while eating with a good friend:
Me: John (age 12, in Little League) is having trouble with his back.
Birk (age 7): His coach told mommy to have him go home and have two beers and a hot tub.
Good Friend: What?!? What did your mommy say?
Birk: Mommy told the coach that she told John he could have a hot bath and a margarita.
John: Yeah, and the coach said that margaritas don't work because kids don't usually like them.