The Alfalfa Sprout

There are some things, I'm sorry to say, that really sadden me. One is when I tell my kids in the morning that they need to comb their hair because they have an Alfalfa Sprout and they give me the blank stare. After constant examples, they understand what I mean, but they have no point of reference.

For all of my children, and some of yours, too, here is...THE Alfalfa Sprout:



And here it is in motion: